“Packing”
In high school, I had the biggest crush on this guy. He was so cute! Fast forward two years after high school and I saw him at the club. To make a long story short, we hooked up that night–only to find out he wasn’t packing at all down there! I faked everything.
—Jiesselle
Aftermath: I tried to be nice afterward but I couldn’t, so I stopped talking to him.