My wife and I were sitting around drinking with a bunch of friends. The subject came up over how many times in the last week each couple had sex. My wife went into deep thought, counting on her fingers and then blurted out a number that was more than twice what I had come up with. After I quizzically mentioned my number the look on her face, and her whispered “Oh S#!t”, was all that needed to be said. The party broke up with everyone apologizing to me.

Aftermath: I now call her my ex-wife. She is almost 40, preggers and misses me. Ahhhh… too bad.

This post was submitted by Scott.

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I broke up with my ex after I invited him to my family’s 4th of July vacation and he began to pout because we were being to loud and he wanted to go to bed. It was 9 p.m. on the 4th of July.

—Frances

Aftermath: Just before he left, he accused me of cheating with one of my friends. I wasn’t, but I’m now engaged to him now and he doesn’t pout.

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We were snowed into her parents house and I’d spent the last three and a half hours digging her and her family out. Exhausted, I sagged to the floor of her room and asked if she had any Chapstick. “I offered you some yesterday and you didn’t take it.” “I didn’t need it yesterday.” “Well, than that’s too bad, isn’t it?”
I silently stood up and left the room.

—David

Aftermath: First night I was stuck there was great; second night, she was downright mean. Still not sure if I’m COMPLETELY done with her, but damn, I’m close. I didn’t wait for her to finish a semester abroad so she could come back and talk to me like I’m ten years old.

This post was submitted by David.

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I heard the accent and realized that he was from another country. Despite the circumstances and my staunch refusal to fall in love, it happened. When I told him (we were now official) how I felt, he said that I was the perfect person for him, but that I wasn’t worth the risk on his heart.

—Natalia

Aftermath: After many tears, we are still trying to be friends, but if I am the perfect person for him, I’d love to meet who he WOULD be willing to risk his heart for.

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Slept with this guy a few times. But we didn’t want tell anybody. We told everyone, “We’re friends.” But the word got out. We got caught coming out of a hotel, so while I admitted the truth,  he said nothing happened. We stayed as friends. But I stopped sleeping with him.

—Justanothergirl

Aftermath: Every time we hang out, he sees me making out with my guy. The trace of jealousy on his face couldn’t be rubbed off. I make a joke out of it: “We’ll be having great sex tonight. You know what that’s like…”

This post was submitted by Justanothergirl.

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