“Psychic Jack Russell”


My Jack Russell Terrier kept pissing on my ex-wife while she was in bed.

— Jason

Aftermath: A few months later she told me she was divorcing me because I was holding her back.

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One Response to “Psychic Jack Russell”

  1. quietgenie says on :

    I’d punt you, too, if you held me back while the dog pissed on me. What’s psychic about that?