It was a very long distance relationship. He kept telling me how great my Christmas present was going to be, how it was expensive and how he could barely keep it a secret. Eventually, he just couldn’t hold it in . . . “I’m flying my mom down to see where I’m going to be living with you.”
Aftermath: He brought his mom and local Mexican food gave her diarrhea in my 1 bedroom / 1 bath apartment. Then he tells me he’s too afraid to move when we had planned.
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