“Pretty Chivalrous”
He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.
–Mel
Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then. I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.