“Muffin Top”

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He explained that his friends at work liked to grab his “muffin top” that hangs over his jeans to tease him.

–Amy

I allowed him to take me on a few more dinner dates because he had good taste in restaurants.

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6 Responses to “Muffin Top”

  1. quietgenie says on :

    I’m confused… His friends like to grab his fat rolls, and because of that you don’t want to touch him? But your callous enough to string him along because of his good taste in restaurants? How does that make sense?

  2. Anwen says on :

    Please tell me that you at least paid for your meal.

  3. IndyGopher says on :

    On the bright side, since there was no sex, you’re just a paid escort, instead of a prostitute. Your mother must be proud.

  4. Craigy says on :

    Wow, this site is full of judgemental, pathetic assholes. It’s hilarious because the most proficient commenters among you will never have the guts to post your own stories, but you’re perfectly happy looking down your noses at everyone else.

    Have fun never getting laid or having fulfilling relationships. Take a look in the damn mirror before you decide to look down on everyone else, human bags of trash.

  5. ko90 says on :

    lol, the judgemental people on here wouldn’t need to post their own stories because they never happen us. We either have healthy relationships or normal breakups.

    And we try to avoid dating shallow loser users.

    But, I’m sure Amy is a real gem. I’d love to take her out. I doubt she likes girls, but I’m sure she’d still go out with me a few times if I pay for her meal.

  6. MajorKelly says on :

    That was a weird thing for him to confess, but I can’t imagine why that was grounds for you to summarily dump him.