I can’t decide…When we were having sex and he pulled out, threw on his clothes and said “We can’t do this, Jesus is watching,” or when he told me we could never hang out on Sundays because that’s when his “Magic the Gathering” card club met.
— Red Balloon
Aftermath: He broke up with me about a week after the sex incident, saying we were “going too fast” and that he needed to be more mature for his mother.
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She “attempted” suicide by eating two more than the recommended dosage of aspirin…
— Luis
Aftermath: Played along with it and talked her down until she agreed that suicide wasn’t the answer. Was worried she might try it again with a harsher drug…like Flinstones chewable vitamins.
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My ex-wife claimd to be helping her ailing mother, but then her sister called to ask why they hadn’t seen her in a while. When I confronted her about her unexplained absences, she said “we’re not the same people…”
— Chris
Aftermath: We divorced.
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After our first date he turned to me and said he was having a party because he was moving out of the state and he really, really wanted me there because it was “our last chance to be together…if you know what I mean.”
— Jen
Aftermath: I did not return any of his calls and two months later I saw him at a restaurant I was at. So much for having moved out of state!
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She slept over one night and we woke up late on a weekday. She said she was late for school. To my horror she had me drop her off at a local high school.
— Tom
Aftermath: I sold my car and joined the military and am now in Iraq. Is that far enough?
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