I was out of town for the summer, and came back to see this guy and he dragged me to a band party (yes, he’s in a band), where he proceeded to ignore me the entire night.

—Little Miss Red

Aftermath: The next day I asked him if I was wasting my time, and he apologized 3 times. He said realized he wasn’t ready for a relationship and that he wasn’t over another girl.

I realized that she had only one setting: sarcastic. No seriousness, no deeper emotions, no ability to hold a decent conversation. Every response from her was some sort of joke, but it got to be too much.

—Scott

Aftermath: I put up with it for about a month. I love a little sarcasm, but there is a point where it goes from a funny little quirk to downright annoying. I realized this relationship would never get past its first stages and broke it off. Haven’t seen her since.

Three days after I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend, I found out that he had been sleeping with three of his exes and three of my friends—including best friend.

—MJ

Aftermath: Two months later, he proposed to my ex-best friend.

When a mutual friend sent a message to our network saying, “Just teasing him, folks! Really, we’re both quite happily married!”

—Rose

Aftermath: He spent a couple days trying to convince me that he wasn’t really married, that he had never lied to me. But for me, that was it. We’re still friends though, distantly.

We were in the shower together before breakfast. I turned around to rinse my hair, and saw his eyes rolled into the back of his head with a look of joy and rapture on his face. His mouth was slightly agape and his finger was in his own bottom. My God…the look on his face.

—Jana

Aftermath: It lasted long enough for me to rinse my hair and make an excuse to skip breakfast.