best of clashes
He told me that he didn’t believe you can have morals if you weren’t raised in the church. My dad is an atheist and my mother a lapsed Lutheran. I am also an atheist; he knew all of this.
—J.WO
Aftermath: We broke up a few months later, remained roommates for a few more months after that. We are both in the process of moving out. We are still best friends.
best of secrets!
I knew it was over when his wife called me to find out where she could send the divorce papers.
—Ali
Aftermath: She and I are friends. Who knows where he is now?
sex
He said he shaves his legs because he likes the feel of it and women tell him it drives them wild.
—Lolita
Aftermath: It remains to be seen.
chemistry
I love the beach, it’s my happy place. But when I took him there, he whined about the sand like a little bitch.
—A
Aftermath: We stayed together for 4 years & he continued to be Debbie Downer. After we broke up, I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory for the first time since 3rd grade & realized he strongly resembled an Oompa-Loompa.
best of sex
He brought his ex-wife to our dinner date. Not only was her name the same as mine, but he explained that they were looking to complete their family. He then proceeded to tell me the rules of the house and punishment for breaking those rules (something about flogging). Yeah, that wasn’t happening.
—Jenn
Aftermath: They are still looking for their third!