In the middle of getting busy with my boyfriend someone knocked on my front door. I said “ignore it baby,” he said “hold on,” goes to check… it’s his brother. He leaves to go smoke pot with his brother, decides to come back over two hours later and wondered why I wasn’t in the mood any more… hmm sorry sweetie I went ahead and finished without you.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I dumped him that week. Moral of the story, I always knew not to “dip the pen in company ink,” but have amended it to include neighbors too.

I had been chatting with a guy on the internet. We decided to meet. Things got heated and “petting” started. Imagine my surprise when I reached over and found he was missing a leg. Thank goodness he was wearing his prosthetic. I think I would’ve mentioned that in a previous chat to save the shock at a heated moment.

— Shocked

Aftermath: We chatted a few more times and went our separate ways. NOT due to the missing appendage…lol

He threw the Scrabble game board across the room, tiles flying everywhere, because I played a word where he was planning to play his “Q” word.

— Michelle

Aftermath: I threatened to break up, but he tried to show how much he loved me by reconstructing the board exactly as it was before his fit of rage. I married the arse, and later divorced him.

We had a long distance relationship and I called his house and his roommate’s mom picked up. I told her it was his girlfriend and she said oh yeah, “I met you the other night.” Umm no I had never met her, he had another girl.

— MC

Aftermath: He called me back and I told him it was over, I need to be the only one.

On on our first date as he drove around looking for a parking spot, an elderly couple was slow getting out of their spot, and he started screaming and swearing at them about how slow old people are. He finally gave up on them and proudly pulled into a handicapped parking space as he showed me that he has his “Granny’s” parking tag that he can use.

— MLJ

Aftermath: I was so embarrassed to be seen with this guy that I ended it quickly after that.