She beat on the front door of the house with an ax.

— Bruce

Aftermath: She’s in a mental institution.

On the first date she asked, “How long do you think you should date someone before you propose to them?”

— M.W.

Aftermath: She wanted me to meet her parents that week. I broke it off.

On our first date we went out for dinner. As we were eating he blurts out “Stop eating!”  I looked to him for an explanation.  He goes “The girl should wait till the guy finishes before she does. It’s considered good manners.”

— Kathy

Aftermath: I drove him home and never spoke to him again.

My brother set me up with a friend of his and we went on a few dates. One day while at my job at an elementary school, I was in the teacher’s room flipping through pictures of local sex-offenders. There was my date in all his glory.

— SeelyD

Aftermath: I never saw him again, and confronted my brother. He said he knew that the guy was a registered sex-offender, but didn’t think that it was a big deal. I have 3 kids.

On the last night of our vacation he got furious with me for refusing to do a beer bong.

— Jane

Aftermath: I texted a co-worker of mine to vent. Now he’s my husband.