I called her for a second date and she suggested meeting at her place. When I got there, there was a U-Haul truck parked outside. She was moving, and wanted me to help out with the heavy lifting.

— Ron

Aftermath: I never heard from her again.

After 3 dates I discovered she had a d***.

— Mark

Aftermath: She said she was having a sex change. I didn’t wait to see.

We’d been dating 2 weeks. I asked her if she was happy with our relationship and she replied, “Yes, but I don’t know if I like you or this other guy better yet.”

— Tim

Aftermath: I immediately broke it off.

An old friend told me he was going through a divorce and asked me to dinner. I met him at the restaurant and he had brought his wife.

— jennifer

Aftermath: He called a few more times but I ignored him.

On our second date she sat me down and told me she had planned our engagement and marriage. She had a ring picked out, a church, a date and names for our 2 unborn kids.

— Bob

Aftermath: I had to take out a restraining order.