best of secrets!
I found out he had gone MIA because he had been in jail. I stupidly took him back only to have him go MIA…again.
Aftermath: I quit trying to pursue the “relationship,” or lack thereof. Years later, I also found out the entire time we had been dating—he was engaged.
best of weird
My boyfriend told me he lost my guinea pig while playing with it. Thirty minutes later, we found it behind the couch—dead. A week later, I forgave him and he bought me a new one. Not even a month later he accidentally killed that one too and stuck it in a trash bag next to a can of raviolis that he made 2 minutes after the poor animal died. And this was not the weirdest thing about him either…
Aftermath: I went to the bathroom to cry and when I came out, I dumped him! He is now known as Guinea Pig Killer.
I was dating one of the resident advisors at my dorm. The night before summer break, he ditched me and went out drinking with his friends. I got mad and drank with my friends too. He came back and yelled at me for it, threatening to write me up while he was still drunk.
Aftermath: We stayed together online for about a month after this.
best of secrets!
When boyfriend slept with my best friend over 10 times and thought it was OK to tell me because we were broken up then.
Aftermath: After he told me, I beat my disease-infested best friend’s ass. I see him every now and then because he lives up the street from my mom. What an a-hole.
best of quirks
He would get up every morning at 7am at my parents’ house and smoke weed with my stepmom. Sorry kid, already had enough low-lifes in the family that I had to deal with, I didn’t need to add another.
Aftermath: We dated for 6 months, and now I find him absolutely repulsive. Haven’t seen or talked to him in a good 1.5 years. It’s been really nice.