“Run a G”

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He asked to run a g on me with his four roommates.

—No G for Me!

Aftermath: I said no, but said they could watch us. He said he “wasn’t into having people watch him have sex.”…But your into running a train on your girl? At the same time?

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“I hate prom”


It was prom night, and my boyfriend and I were having a great time, until I got too drunk. I was a virgin at the time and ended up having sex with him, that was a horrible mistake. The next day he was acting super weird saying he needed to “talk” so I told him to get it over with. He called me and dumped me for his fatass ex girlfriend.

Aftermath: I later found out that him and his ugly ex had been on 3 dates while we were still together, to this day I hate them both.

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“While the gf’s away…”


We met through a friend and fell, I thought, madly in love almost immediately. He called me every night, and saw me almost every day. Then I went with my family for a 10 day trip to Melbourne over the holidays and he stopped calling me halfway through. Instead of telling me it was over he texted to my friend that him and his girlfriend were having dinner with his parents, while I was still away.

Aftermath: He tried to lie about it, I deleted his number and never spoke to him again

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“Overly Fertile”

best of secrets!

His wife called to inform me that I could have him (even though I had no idea he had a wife) and his 5 children! She was pregnant with number 6.


Aftermath: I told the wife to keep that overly fertile man and ignored his many phone calls (from his friends phones) and messages.

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“Mamma Mia!”


We’d been dating for 6 months when I found out his first kiss was his mom. A mutual friend informed me of this rumor. I thought it was a joke, it had to be, of course. However, when I confronted him (a week or so later), he nonchalantly told me that when he was ELEVEN he wanted to know how to FRENCH kiss properly and asked his mother to demonstrate. That’s how he learned.

Aftermath: Ew! I broke it off immediately upon confirmation. WEIRD!

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