I commented on the experience that I had working on the Space Shuttle recovery mission in 2003. She had no idea that a shuttle had ever crashed.

— Mike

Aftermath: I lost her number.

I came over a week after we had shared a candle lit bath together. The candles I had thrown away were lined up around the tub again burned all the way down. 

— Really

Aftermath: He said they were JUST friends and they wore swimsuits. Now we’re just friends.

On our first date at dinner, every time he took a bite of food, he smacked when he chewed. During dessert, he belched and passed gas a few times and said, “more space out than in!”

— Kiss

Aftermath: I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and kept going!

On our first date we went back to his place to watch a movie. I went to use the restroom and there was a dildo in the sink. I shouted “You left YOUR dildo in the sink.” He said “sorry” and said he was using it earlier.

— tat

Aftermath: I left!

On our first date, during dinner, he asked me if I was into anal sex.

— Kly

Aftermath: I told him I didn’t think it was going to work out.