I knew it was over when he said he’d call me in 5 minutes. Five minutes, 5 hours, 5 days, 5 weeks, 5 months, 5 years went by and I never heard from him again.
Aftermath: After a while I tried to call but I had forgotten his number. I guess that was that.
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He had left a note for me stating that he knew that I didn’t love him anymore. He was right, so I left a note for him confirming this, (I had school all day and wouldn’t be seeing him again until late that night). Later, I found out that he wasn’t planning on moving out and that he wanted to co-exist in my one bedroom apartment.
Aftermath: I told him to leave. I couldn’t understand why he’d want to continue living together knowing good and well that it was over.
best of chemistry
He found my jeans on the floor and pulled them on, thinking they were his. They fit. And they looked kinda good. And he danced around in them for a second, reveling in the fit.
Aftermath: We broke up for other less ambiguously gay reasons not long after. but this is the horrifying moment I remember, over and over again..
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I dated a guy who was way into the Society for Creative Anachronisms and wanted me to join because I owned a horse and his “kingdom” needed a jouster. I dumped him when he mandated that we only speak in the King’s English to each other.
Aftermath: Last I heard, he thought he was a neo-romantic a la Bryan Ferry. At least he’s in this century now.
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best of secrets!
It was over when she could no longer hide the growing fullness of her belly. I had had a vasectomy three years earlier.
Aftermath: Her lies revealed and my suspicions confirmed, she moved in with her baby-daddy.
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