I got drunk and pissed in her dryer.

— DownTown

Aftermath: My bad.

We went on 6 dates and his best friend was present for every single one of them. He would never tell me beforehand. 

— Tiff

Aftermath: I quit talking to him.

One night just before having sex, my girlfriend started slapping me and pulling my hair all the time yelling at me that I was the Devil.

— Vince

Aftermath: I never saw her again.

First night I slept over she insisted I wear a diaper to bed. Apparently her ex was a bedwetter and since I had been drinking she didn’t want to take a chance.

— K

Aftermath: I never slept at her place again. It’s over now.

He served in the military and I told him how hot it would be for me to see him in full uniform. He showed me a picture and there clear as day was his hand with a wedding ring on!!

— done w men

Aftermath: He explained that he was going through a divorce…but I got hurt in the end.