“Proper English”

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I got an IM that read: “i want to take a nap with you lol not in a lovey dovey way lmao.”

I prefer to be wooed in Standard English, with bonus points for AP or Chicago Style.


Aftermath: I stopped responding to his messages, and explained that it was because we weren’t compatible.

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“WINNER! Hush”

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While in bed, I complimented one of his (only successful) sexual moves. He told me I was “ruining his concentration.” He shushed me during sex!


Aftermath: It was over before he was finished!

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After dating for nine months, he randomly started ignoring me, and finally decided to make it official with a phone call — well, sort of. “You may have figured out I’m with your friend now…don’t throw darts at her picture.” No, I reserved all my darts for your picture, thanks.


Aftermath: A year later, we were friends again. The girl, on the other hand, tried to date all my boyfriends until she moved to a different state!

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“Way to Sell Yourself”

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We had been dating long distance for a couple months when he called to tell me he had just slapped the crap out of some random woman who disagreed with something he had said. He was quite excited about it too. In a word? WOW.


Aftermath: I stopped answering his calls. He kept calling for 6 months using different phone numbers. Dodged a bullet there.

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I knew it was over when I cried. Not because my relationship was failing, I cried because I thought my coworker was going to be fired.


Aftermath: I never cried over the breakup. I smiled because I was, and still am, deeply in love.

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