CHECK OUT OUR NEW BOOK! --->

 

“Stinger”

best of sex

I had never been that sexually attracted to my boyfriend. One morning, after a long, booze-filled night, I was hungover and headachy. He tried to have sex with me anyway. I just acquiesced because I figured I could just lay there. I realized, as he was taking his pants off and thrusting toward me, that the reason I wasn’t attracted to him was because with his big round belly and hard dick, he looked like a bee coming at me with its stinger.

—Franny

Aftermath: It lasted less than two weeks after that. We never had sex again.

2
Share your story

“Hoops”

best of chemistry

Physically, she was everything I wanted in a woman. Yet her thick Russian accent and her choice of words were holding her back from being a perfect “10.” One evening, we cuddled on the bed and watched TV when I noticed her large hoop earnings. I told her how nice they looked and she immediately responded, “I will make you jump through hoops for me,” in that thick Russian accent. Those words, along with her strong accent, turned me off instantly. Her gorgeous looks couldn’t save her.

—George

Aftermath: Two days after the comment she became the first and only girl I broke up with via text message.


Comments Off on Hoops
2
Share your story

“Backstreet Boys”

chemistry

A girl picked me up for a date and as she started riffling through her CDs to put some music in, I noticed that all she had was Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake, *NSYNC and 98 Degrees. And she was 34.

—Michael

Aftermath: There was no second date.


Comments Off on Backstreet Boys
2
Share your story

“Latex”

sex

It was over when she told me that she was allergic to latex.

—Chicago Chris

Aftermath: 2 Weeks.

2
Share your story

“Bookmarked tab”

chemistry sex

I asked to borrow his computer. His bookmarks tab was open and one of the pages he had bookmarked was “Chicks with Dicks.”

—Lindsey

Aftermath: Our 6-month “open” relationship ended about a month after this. He was a very sweet guy, but not for me.


Comments Off on Bookmarked tab
1
Share your story