I disagreed with something he said, and he told me that he was intellectually superior to me. Because of that, my opinion was stupid, unimportant and pointless. His IQ is 180, but when it comes to women, he’s thicker than a tree.

—Emily

Aftermath: I broke up with him right then and there. He started sending me threatening emails, so I threatened to call the cops. He finally did the smart thing and left me alone.

He told me I had to wait for him to finish his 4-year apprenticeship before I was allowed to visit my very sick little brother in England. He’d only started the job 2 weeks ago.

—Mettlar

Aftermath: A week later, he asked my best friend out. Jerk!

I accidentally walked in on her while she was taking the nastiest crap I have ever smelled. I almost passed out when I smelled it. I could never look at her the same.

—Michael

Aftermath: We broke it off about a month later.

It was over when she appeared in her pajamas at a hotel my friend worked at to see her ex-boyfriend.

—Michael

Aftermath: It lasted about two weeks before she finally admitted it. I never spoke to her again.

It was over when I found out my friend had gotten a handjob from her, just before she and I first hooked up. Crashed and burned before the plane ever took off.

—Todd

Aftermath: She married the next guy she hooked up with. Can I dodge bullets or what?