“Barney or Fred?”

best of weird

She “attempted” suicide by eating two more than the recommended dosage of aspirin…

— Luis

Aftermath: Played along with it and talked her down until she agreed that suicide wasn’t the answer. Was worried she might try it again with a harsher drug…like Flinstones chewable vitamins.

This post was submitted by Luis.

Comments Off on Barney or Fred?
Share your story

“Multiple Personalities”


My ex-wife claimd to be helping her ailing mother, but then her sister called to ask why they hadn’t seen her in a while. When I confronted her about her unexplained absences, she said “we’re not the same people…”

— Chris

Aftermath: We divorced.

This post was submitted by Chris.

Comments Off on Multiple Personalities
Share your story

“First Date, Last Chance”


After our first date he turned to me and said he was having a party because he was moving out of the state and he really, really wanted me there because it was “our last chance to be together…if you know what I mean.”

— Jen

Aftermath: I did not return any of his calls and two months later I saw him at a restaurant I was at. So much for having  moved out of state!

This post was submitted by Jen.

Comments Off on First Date, Last Chance
Share your story

“She looked 18 officer…”

best of clashes

She slept over one night and we woke up late on a weekday. She said she was late for school. To my horror she had me drop her off at a local high school.

— Tom

Aftermath: I sold my car and joined the military and am now in Iraq. Is that far enough?

This post was submitted by Tom.

Share your story



At the end of the date, he held me in a death grip and plastered his disgustingly wet lips (and tongue) across my mouth. Then he pulled back and said, “There. That wasn’t so bad, was it?”

— Amy

Aftermath: Ugh, it was worse than bad. I never saw him again.

This post was submitted by Amy.

Comments Off on Plastered
Share your story