He left me in a train station in a city where I knew no one, and claimed he “forgot” his cell phone, even though he knew I was coming.

—Traingirl

Aftermath: I stayed with him and then, after not hearing from him for 3 weeks, decided he might not be worth it!

It was a second date and the guy came over to watch a movie. I had bought one of those huge chocolate bars from Trader Joe’s because I had just started my period and was saving it for one of those nights. He proceeded to eat the ENTIRE thing, shoving a small piece in his pocket to take home with him. Then he fell asleep within 20 minutes of the movie and snored like a train. Second impressions still count, buddy.

—Kelly

Aftermath: I don’t do snoring. And I don’t share chocolate! I ignored his calls after that and there was no third date.

I knew it was over when my ex-boyfriend spent more than $1000 on computer equipment just to play World of Warcraft.

—Chelsea

Aftermath: If it weren’t for that horrific ordeal, I would have never met my future husband and found true happiness.

Two days into dating I received a knock on my door and it was her. She was horny. I went along with it, and it got nuts. When I got on top, she proceeded to slap me and tell me if I ever got on top again, she would kill me and dump my body where no one would find it.

—Slap

Aftermath: I was a little scared to break up with her, so I dealt with it for a couple of days and then I couldn’t take it anymore. We’re both seniors in high school and I have to see her every day.

I knew it was over when I found out I was the 2nd youngest person she had been with. She’s 19 and; I’m 29.

—Joe

Aftermath: Thank you for letting me fall in love with you and then grossing me out.