best of weird
Two days after my best guy friend passed away, my boyfriend said, “Now I probably won’t feel jealous anymore.”
Aftermath: “Probably?” He’s dead, why would he feel jealous of a dead person??? A week after that he got mad at me for continuing to mourn the loss of my friend and said that I should be over it by now. Then he proceeded to call my mom and tell her he was worried I was going to hurt myself. WHAT THE HELL!?!?! I stopped talking to him that night and haven’t since. He was an ass anyway…
This post was submitted by Jessica.
He dragged our 6 year old daughter across the room by her arm then smacked her in the face for crying about it.
Aftermath: I divorced the bastard. Now he brings women to his kids’ football games and gives up his time with them to go out on his dates.
This post was submitted by Cecilia.
My fiancé and I had a serious fight about Michael Jordan’s divorce. I kept trying to end it by saying, “We don’t even know these people!”
Aftermath: A few months later, she broke off the engagement over the phone and she couldn’t give me a reason why. We never spoke again.
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He made fun of my friend for her hair loss. She was going through chemo at the time.
Aftermath: After another frustrating week, I realized he was a huge jerk.
This post was submitted by Caroline.
My quarterly savings account statement arrived, $800 light. I’d put his name on it for a just in case emergency (like my death). When asked about the withdrawal, his response was, “I was going to put it back before you found out.”
Aftermath: Three months later, I threw him out.
This post was submitted by Trusted Gut.