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“Jealous Anymore”

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Two days after my best guy friend passed away, my boyfriend said, “Now I probably won’t feel jealous anymore.”

—Jessica

Aftermath: “Probably?” He’s dead, why would he feel jealous of a dead person??? A week after that he got mad at me for continuing to mourn the loss of my friend and said that I should be over it by now. Then he proceeded to call my mom and tell her he was worried I was going to hurt myself. WHAT THE HELL!?!?! I stopped talking to him that night and haven’t since. He was an ass anyway…

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“Priorities”

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He dragged our 6 year old daughter across the room by her arm then smacked her in the face for crying about it.

—Cecilia

Aftermath: I divorced the bastard. Now he brings women to his kids’ football games and gives up his time with them to go out on his dates.

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“Michael Jordan”

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My fiancé and I had a serious fight about Michael Jordan’s divorce. I kept trying to end it by saying, “We don’t even know these people!”

—Ronell

Aftermath: A few months later, she broke off the engagement over the phone and she couldn’t give me a reason why. We never spoke again.

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“Mr. Sensitive”

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He made fun of my friend for her hair loss. She was going through chemo at the time.

–Caroline

Aftermath: After another frustrating week, I realized he was a huge jerk.

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“Made a Statement”

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My quarterly savings account statement arrived, $800 light. I’d put his name on it for a just in case emergency (like my death). When asked about the withdrawal, his response was, “I was going to put it back before you found out.”

—Trusted Gut

Aftermath: Three months later, I threw him out.

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