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One day I was working on a sweet new bass line. I asked her if she wanted to check out my sweet new bass line. She told me my music would take me nowhere.
— Dustin
Aftermath: I told her to leave my house immediately. I’m living the dream. She still works at the movie theater.
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My ex picked up a new hobby. Masturbation. Chronic masturbation. To top it off he would make his “deposit” in black T-shirts and leave them around the house.
— Becky
Aftermath: Divorce and a huge child support payment to me. Now the “deposit” is in my bank account.
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His ex-girlfriend called while we were in bed. He spoke to her for a good 30 minutes. After he hung up he said “I don’t think I’ll ever get over her” and asked me to hold him as he cried.
— Katie
Aftermath: I told him to leave and forced him out the door….naked. Must have been an awesome drive home. I know he needed to stop for gas.
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We went to see “Titanic” and he cried more than I did. We went to see it a second time and before we went, he went to the grocery store to buy Kleenex.
— Becky
Aftermath: I married him and he cheated on me…I should’ve left after the movie.
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While he was eating his precious Sunday morning donuts, we had yet another argument. He threw the box across my living room and left.
— Justified Jen
Aftermath: I proceeded to stuff his brand new running shoes with the leftovers.
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