I asked him to meet my parents. He declined. A few months later, my father passed away. He then told me he would like to meet my mother. I asked, “Why now?” He said, “Well now that your dad is dead I don’t have to worry about meeting him.”
— @ S |-| L 3 Y
Aftermath: I never talked to him again.
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She told me that she was going to fart in front of me at a McDonald’s.
— kyle
Aftermath: We didn’t go to McDonald’s.
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He went to Nicaragua and brought me a REAL petrified alligator leaning against a pole, lacquered and smoking a pipe.
— Lisa
Aftermath: Taxidermy does not a good gift make.
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She gave me blue balls as a Valentine’s gift.
— Andrew
Aftermath: Still blue
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I went to her place for dinner. After listening to her trash her own ethnic group, another girl walked in dressed to kill. Was this going to be a double date ? No. I soon realized they were fighting because they had a date with each other.
— fastfreddie
Aftermath: Not knowing if she liked herself was enough but not knowing which sex she liked was too much.
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