best of chemistry
We met online and, after a few months, set up a date. He was supposed to arrive @ 7 p.m. He didn’t show until 11:30 p.m. Kept getting lost and calling me from various “lost” locations. I’m sorry, only an idiot would get this lost. Nonetheless, I kept the date and let Lost Boy into my home. At 12:30am, I yawned. He shot up from his chair and barked at me: “Sorry if I’m keeping you up or anything” and ran out the door.
—Kim
Aftermath: A few days later, he texted me and wanted to make sure I wasn’t mad. I ignored it and vowed to myself to never sign up on an Internet dating site EVER again.
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Uncategorized
I broke up with my ex after I invited him to my family’s 4th of July vacation and he began to pout because we were being to loud and he wanted to go to bed. It was 9 p.m. on the 4th of July.
—Frances
Aftermath: Just before he left, he accused me of cheating with one of my friends. I wasn’t, but I’m now engaged to him now and he doesn’t pout.
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best of weird
My girlfriend wanted to drop by. Told her I was playing poker with friends that night and to come the next day. She showed up anyway. Tried to include her in the game, but it was hopeless. She sat out of later rounds, but proceeded to grope me from behind. She nearly had my shirt off in front of eight friends when I took her outside my apartment and told her to go home. She ran crying and phoned ten minutes later to break up with me. I ignored future calls.
—MJ
Aftermath: Six months later, she phoned to say she was getting married. I wished her the best. She told me the precise location and time of the wedding. I heard later this was to encourage me to pull some “Graduate”-style last-minute intervention, and she was disappointed I didn’t. She broke up with her husband a year later. She’s apparently a bit of a nutjob. Dodged a bullet.
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best of secrets!
When he told me (a girl) that he’d just cheated on me with another man.
—toobad
Aftermath: We broke up and it’s probably for the best.
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best of manners
He told me it would be nice to “F” someone beautiful and intelligent and he wasn’t talking about me…
—Tammy
Aftermath: Splitsville
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