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“Michael Jordan”

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My fiancé and I had a serious fight about Michael Jordan’s divorce. I kept trying to end it by saying, “We don’t even know these people!”

—Ronell

Aftermath: A few months later, she broke off the engagement over the phone and she couldn’t give me a reason why. We never spoke again.

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“Habitat”

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It was over when he flipped out that I was traveling abroad to build homes with Habitat for Humanity. He told me the trip “stressed him out” and he didn’t have time to worry about me.

—Em

Aftermath: I went on the trip anyway, had an amazing time and dumped him two days after returning. He’s still a self-centered douche.

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“Clothes”

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So I dated a guy for a year. He was nothing like I expected. In the beginning that was a good thing, but towards the end I couldn’t take his little kid actions.
I knew it was over when he asked me to buy him clothes with my money (for the 10th time).

—Valerie

Aftermath: No joke! I’m not your mom!! He’s dated 3 other girls but “Can’t get over me.”

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“Now?”

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I knew it was over when he walked in to the bedroom after a shower and simply stated “My balls are clean now, want to lick them?”

—J

Aftermath: It went on for awhile after that with no surprises, even finding boogers wiped on the back of the couch upon moving out.

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“Hair”

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We had been dating about a month, he asked if I was seeing someone else. I said no and asked him why he would think that. He told me he was in my bathroom and found a male pubic hair in my toilet!

–Jennifer

I told him that if we had not had tickets to a show that night, i would never speak to him again, and after the show, I didn’t. How he thought it was a male pubic hair, I will never know…

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