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“Christmas Secret”

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It was a very long distance relationship. He kept telling me how great my Christmas present was going to be, how it was expensive and how he could barely keep it a secret. Eventually, he just couldn’t hold it in . . . “I’m flying my mom down to see where I’m going to be living with you.”

—alwaysme

Aftermath: He brought his mom and local Mexican food gave her diarrhea in my 1 bedroom / 1 bath apartment. Then he tells me he’s too afraid to move when we had planned.

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“Jealous Anymore”

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Two days after my best guy friend passed away, my boyfriend said, “Now I probably won’t feel jealous anymore.”

—Jessica

Aftermath: “Probably?” He’s dead, why would he feel jealous of a dead person??? A week after that he got mad at me for continuing to mourn the loss of my friend and said that I should be over it by now. Then he proceeded to call my mom and tell her he was worried I was going to hurt myself. WHAT THE HELL!?!?! I stopped talking to him that night and haven’t since. He was an ass anyway…

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“Michael Jordan”

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My fiancé and I had a serious fight about Michael Jordan’s divorce. I kept trying to end it by saying, “We don’t even know these people!”

—Ronell

Aftermath: A few months later, she broke off the engagement over the phone and she couldn’t give me a reason why. We never spoke again.

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“Habitat”

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It was over when he flipped out that I was traveling abroad to build homes with Habitat for Humanity. He told me the trip “stressed him out” and he didn’t have time to worry about me.

—Em

Aftermath: I went on the trip anyway, had an amazing time and dumped him two days after returning. He’s still a self-centered douche.

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“Clothes”

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So I dated a guy for a year. He was nothing like I expected. In the beginning that was a good thing, but towards the end I couldn’t take his little kid actions.
I knew it was over when he asked me to buy him clothes with my money (for the 10th time).

—Valerie

Aftermath: No joke! I’m not your mom!! He’s dated 3 other girls but “Can’t get over me.”

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