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“If this hearse is a rockin’…”

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He drove a 1960’s hearse, which I thought was awesome. He called me 4 times a day for 3 weeks, and inevitably he would try to convince me to have sex with him in his hearse.

— Creepy. Just creepy.

Aftermath: He was a virgin, and claimed that’s why his dad bought the vehicle for him.

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“Crying”

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I knew it was over when I cried. Not because my relationship was failing, I cried because I thought my coworker was going to be fired.

—Nix

Aftermath: I never cried over the breakup. I smiled because I was, and still am, deeply in love.

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“Diamond”

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We went on a lot of dates and always had fun. A month or so later, as we lay in bed after he slept with me for the first time, he asked me if I wanted to see the engagement ring his ex-fiance returned to him a few months before. Then he started talking about how he didn’t want to get rid of it in case she changed her mind.

—SarahJane

Aftermath: I feel sorry for him but not for myself.

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“Morning Glory”

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We had gone on a few dates, but I made it clear that I wanted to take things slow physically, so we hadn’t done anything beyond kissing. He got too drunk to drive home one night, so I said he could stay over. The next morning, I woke up to him wide awake and dry humping me from behind.

—erin

Aftermath: I told him to leave and never talked to him again.

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“Hospital”

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I rang my boyfriend up and told him I had been rushed into hospital late last night. His response? Okay.

—emily

Aftermath: He claims he was confused, not good enough. Still deciding how to break it.

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