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“Clown counter”

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She had a framed picture of her and her mother both dressed in full clown outfits (orange hair, red nose, makeup, etc) sitting on her kitchen counter. It freaked me out.

— Chris

Aftermath: I said good-bye.

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“Left me for her brother”

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She told me she was breaking up with me cause her mother and stepfather said that her and her stepbrother could date.

— roykin

Aftermath: I told everyone.


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“She-Male”

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After 3 dates I discovered she had a d***.

— Mark

Aftermath: She said she was having a sex change. I didn’t wait to see.


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“The Proposal”

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On our second date she sat me down and told me she had planned our engagement and marriage. She had a ring picked out, a church, a date and names for our 2 unborn kids.

— Bob

Aftermath: I had to take out a restraining order.


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“Heeeeere’s Johnny!”

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She beat on the front door of the house with an ax.

— Bruce

Aftermath: She’s in a mental institution.


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