I woke up with him making cupcakes in my skirt, and high heels!… may I say they were stilettos!! And I mean I’m a size 2 so I do not know how he got into my skirt. We were both drunk as hell the night before…I had a hangover and he was still drunk so I got dressed and left

— Autumn

Aftermath: He called me the day after saying it was a prank and he was drunk but did it again a week later so we have been over for 3 months now and he is in jail for public display of nudity.

First date went well, went home, started talking to him on AIM. He then wanted to know if he could make me believe in witchcraft. I said I was comfy with my own beliefs so no thanks. He dumped me for not believing in his guardian spirits and spells, and then spent the night threatening to kill himself.

— catiedid

Aftermath: stayed friends

We were making out in her room when she stood up and removed a small blade from her pocket. She said she wanted us to drink each other’s blood so we would always be together.

— Maffle

Aftermath: I ran out of her house and never spoke with her again, although her MOM called me to ask why I changed my number.

During our three week relationship, his story went from “I raise show horses” to “my family raises show horses and I help” to “I live with my family and a bunch of old gimpy horses because I’m afraid to live by myself.” He was 28.

— Boy’s Mamma?

Aftermath: After I broke up with him and told him never to contact me again, he emailed, called, and came to my house 70 times in two months. I filed a restraining order.

She wanted me to dress up in her father’s uniform and punish her for getting a “C” on her report card.

— Mr.E

Aftermath: I left and haven’t talked to her since.