I walked into his room and found swords hanging on his walls—legitimate samurai swords. When I asked him about it, he had a distant look on his face, and said “I am warrior.” Not “I am a warrior”—just “I am warrior.” Needless to say, I was frightened…and confused.
—Maddy
Aftermath: It lasted about two days after that. I gently ended it of course, after being a bit frightened for my life.
One night she turned to me and said, “It’s not going to work out,” then bit me on the arm until I bled.
—Bill
Aftermath: I never saw her again. I guess I was fortunate to be dating a vampire with bad aim.
When I asked him who his best friend was, he said his ex-girlfriend. Who lived with him. Who had left him for his other “best friend,” who also lived with him.
—Anne
Aftermath: I gave it a sporting chance for about a month, but after that it wasn’t worth trying to play silver medal to his ex.
The first time we kissed, she bit my lip. I’m not opposed to nibbling, but she busted it open.
—Tony
Aftermath: It last 15 minutes after that.
We had been dating 1 and 1/2 years when he told me one night that I was worth the equivalent of two Playstation 3s to him. And really meant it.
—Chelsea
Aftermath: His friend told me later that he meant to say four. I ended it two months later, wish I would’ve done it sooner.
