He slept with my coworker to make me jealous. It didn’t.
—Jalinda
Aftermath: He tried to commit suicide two nights after the break-up. I stopped feeling sorry for him after the next girl broke up with him and he again tried to commit suicide. Drama queen!
As I drove her home, she suddenly looked at me in terror and said, “I’m so sorry!” — which was promptly followed by the sound of her full bladder erupting all over my passenger seat.
—oneunfortunateguy
Aftermath: Oddly enough, I didn’t feel compelled to ask her out again.
After two years together, his lease was up for renewal. I suggested he and I move in together. His response: “You want to live with me and my roommates?”
—Mel
Aftermath: It lasted another six months before I realized he honestly and truly wasn’t in this relationship for the long haul.
She offered me her ex-boyfriend’s jean shorts to sleep in. Her guest room was full of her ex-boyfriend’s clothes.
—Chad
Aftermath: My first clue should have been that the guy before me abandoned an entire wardrobe to get away from this woman.
