So I dated a guy for a year. He has nothing like I expected. In the beginning was a good thing, but towards the end I couldn’t take his little kid actions.
I knew it was over when he asked me to buy him clothes with my money (for the 10th time).
—Valerie
Aftermath: No joke! I’m not your mom!! He dated 3 other girls but “Can’t get over me.”
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I knew it was over when he walked in to the bedroom after a shower and simply stated “My balls are clean now, want to lick them?”
—J
Aftermath: It went on for awhile after that with no surprises, even finding boogers wiped on the back of the couch upon moving out.
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My first shot at online dating was with a guy who was a sideshow performer. Despite the odd job, he was cute and polite. Then during our date he proceeded to speak in different accents, tell me about his frequent visits to “massage parlors,” and constantly pat his face with a hanky from his pocket. He also talked nonstop, especially about his failed 4-year relationship. I ignored the negative signs and invited him to a party a week later where he made joking references to me being a dog and told me to eat the dog’s food.
–Ty
Aftermath: We lived an hour apart so I didn’t have to feel obligated to see him again. I eventually began ignoring his calls. Suffice to say, I’m done with online dating.
We were listening to some Bob Dylan over breakfast. Out of nowhere he jumped up from the sofa and danced around the room whilst pulling his hair, shaking his head from side to side and shouting “Yes!!” For 3 songs solid. When I asked what he was doing, he said: “It’s how I express myself when I’m happy, and if you don’t love my dancing then you don’t love me…”
–Guys Shouldn’t Bounce
Aftermath: I ended it soon after via email. Mean, I know. But if that was his ‘happy dance’ I dread to think what being upset would do to him.
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We had been dating about a month, he asked if seeing someone else. I said no and asked him why he would think that. He told me he was in my bathroom and found a male pubic hair in my toilet!
–Jennifer
I told him that if we had not had tickets to a show that night, i would never speak to him again, and after the show, I didn’t. How he thought it was a male pubic hair, I will never know…
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