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“Knight in Fuzzy Carpet”

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My parents just carpeted our downstairs and my boyfriend at the time asked me if we had any carpet left. So I said yes and gave it to him without thinking what he needed it for. The next day he showed up to school wearing the carpet in the form of armor. And wore it for the entire day.

—Shauna

Aftermath: We broke up soon after this happened.


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“New Car”

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We had been married for 3 months. It was the exciting, blissful “Honeymoon Period”—all love and great sex. One day, I came home from work and there was an ugly little brand new white car in the driveway and the down payment money for our house was gone.

—Rhonda

Aftermath: Who pays cash for a car, honestly? What was he thinking? He thought he could just do that without mentioning it to me and all would blissfully continue? I don’t even get a say in the color of the ugly piece o’ crap?
Buh-bye!!

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“Half-Jewish”

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We had been dating about a month when I told him that I was half Jewish. He got a weird look on his face, but didn’t say anything. The next day, he told me that he couldn’t see me anymore because he wanted to be a Baptist preacher one day. He couldn’t be with a girl with a Jewish heritage, even though I didn’t practice the religion. I guess we shouldn’t have had all that dirty sex if he was to be a man of God.

—Melanie

Aftermath: We still had to work together for a few months after that, and then he moved out of town. I haven’t seen him since. I wonder if he’s a preacher now?

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“Thin Skinned”

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After 18 months, he cheated. He works in law enforcement, is very thin skinned and doesn’t like people talking about him behind his back. So, I posted nasty comments, his sexual tendencies and other info, including pics, in very public domains!

—Scott Free

Aftermath: He had people walking up to him, propositioning him for sexual favors, with people pointing and laughing. His friends are catty and will laugh at and about him for years!


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“Blubbering Fits”

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Moved in with my fiancé when I was 19. He started banging his head against the wall at night and having weird blubbering fits. Then he slit his throat in the bathroom. While in the psych ward (where I visited faithfully and allowed him to blame me for his crazy), he cheated on me and then wanted to date us both at the same time!

—Carol

Aftermath: I did go on a few dates with them—and then found my self-esteem. He is now heavily medicated and still single.

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