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“I’ll Pass”

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He suggested we have sex and I agreed if he had protection. He stands up, digs through his laundry hamper and pulls out a condom that’s already been opened and unrolled.

—Allison

Aftermath: I never slept with him, though we continued seeing each other for a month because I felt bad.

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“Sex Drive”

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I was going down on this girl, working pretty hard, and all of a sudden she says, totally deadpan, “I would really be enjoying this if my medication didn’t kill my sex drive.”

—Tom

Aftermath: I finished the deed that night, but broke off contact shortly thereafter.

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“Down South”

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On our first date we headed to the car for some making out. After parking somewhere and getting it started in the back seat, Round 1 ended. Round 2 starts and I’m down south and he farts. “Oops, sorry babe…”

—vic

Aftermath: It didn’t smell, but for some reason my stomach hurts every time I think about it.

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“Fateful Night”

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I found myself between my boyfriend and his best friend in bed. There was a lot of heavy petting which could have gotten hot had my boyfriend not flipped out about how weird it was. I didn’t run after him. His best friend and I have been together for 5 years since.

—Rose

Aftermath: The relationship was going south anyway. We are all still friends. No potential threesomes have happened since.

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“Once…ok…twice?”

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During sex, she called me by the wrong name. Worse, it was her roommate’s name. Then she did it again. Also, her roommate was gay.

—John

Aftermath: That was about it for me.

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