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“Watch the dress, Buddy”

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He tried to give me a golden shower in a parking lot after my uncle’s wedding, while I was still in a pretty dress.

—Linda

Aftermath: I left him in Michigan to find his own way home, back to Indiana. The day after, it was over.

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“Laundromat”

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She didn’t want to get cleaned up after we hooked up.

Jesse

Aftermath: I lied the next morning and said, “I’ll give you a call.” Then went to the Laundromat for my sheets.

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“Birth Control Brat”

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We dated a few weeks when he told me that he refuses to wear a condom, and that the ring (which I had) was the wrong kind of birth control because he’d be able to feel it during sex.

—Annie

Aftermath: He stopped returning my calls. We still bump into each other and it’s awkward.


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“Big Baby”

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I wouldn’t do a certain position cuz I was pregnant. He threw a huge tantrum like he was 5 years old.

—Nika

Aftermath: Broke up with him the next day. Can’t deal with a baby when I’m about to have a baby.

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“Cuddles”

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After we’d been married for about 4 years, whenever I initiated sex, she would say, can’t we just hug or cuddle? I think I realized then it would not last.

Warstones1

Aftermath: Divorced at the 10 year point. I still think she thought there was nothing wrong with what she was doing!

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