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“Mad Sex Daily”

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We were fast & furious lovers, mad sex daily, road tripping & partying every night for 3 months. I moved to take a new job. I asked her to move with me, she said “It’s possible, let me visit”. She visited for 3 days, I bought her an early birthday gift, a vibrator. She returned it.

—Catfish

Aftermath: She returned home & decided there was too much passion & sex in our relationship and we should cool it. I never heard from her again…

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“Watch the dress, Buddy”

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He tried to give me a golden shower in a parking lot after my uncle’s wedding, while I was still in a pretty dress.

—Linda

Aftermath: I left him in Michigan to find his own way home, back to Indiana. The day after, it was over.

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“Laundromat”

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She didn’t want to get cleaned up after we hooked up.

Jesse

Aftermath: I lied the next morning and said, “I’ll give you a call.” Then went to the Laundromat for my sheets.

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“Birth Control Brat”

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We dated a few weeks when he told me that he refuses to wear a condom, and that the ring (which I had) was the wrong kind of birth control because he’d be able to feel it during sex.

—Annie

Aftermath: He stopped returning my calls. We still bump into each other and it’s awkward.

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“Big Baby”

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I wouldn’t do a certain position cuz I was pregnant. He threw a huge tantrum like he was 5 years old.

—Nika

Aftermath: Broke up with him the next day. Can’t deal with a baby when I’m about to have a baby.

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