At the end of our first date, we had sex. On the second date, she started calling me her boyfriend. When I confronted her she began crying and proceeded to yell at me in public.
—Adam
Aftermath: It ended right then and there. Don’t sleep with men on the first date and expect a boyfriend.
He said he shaves his legs because he likes the feel of it and women tell him it drives them wild.
—Lolita
Aftermath: It remains to be seen.
He brought his ex-wife to our dinner date. Not only was her name the same as mine, but he explained that they were looking to complete their family. He then proceeded to tell me the rules of the house and punishment for breaking those rules (something about flogging). Yeah, that wasn’t happening.
—Jenn
Aftermath: They are still looking for their third!
We went on a date despite the fact that she had just given birth three months ago (I didn’t ask and didn’t care). We were making out in my car and she kept complaining that her boobs hurt when she didn’t “remove” the milk. She asked me if I wanted to see them. As a guy, I would NEVER turn down the sight of boobs. I thought it was an invitation to upcoming sex, but I was DEAD wrong. She relieved herself by squirting milk all over the inside of my car, dashboard, rear-view mirror…
—Accol
Aftermath: Ever try scrubbing breast milk off the inside of your car? Didn’t think so.
He stopped having sex with me. Have you ever heard of a man stop having sex with anyone, particularly his wife? I consider myself an attractive woman, and the response I get from men confirms that. I wondered if he was having an affair. He said no. I believed him if only because I could actually imagine him being too lazy to cheat.
—Manday
Aftermath: Too long. Humiliatingly, we spent another four sexless years together. Eventually, I found a box of condoms in the computer room. That actually made me feel better. At least there was a reason.
