I looked back during doggy-style sex and realized he was smiling like Buddy the Elf. Not sexy. Repulsive.
—Natahley
Aftermath: I got drunk and called him on speakerphone with friends and told him the smiling-boning creeped me the F out.
We were “study buddies” for one of our college classes. Things got hot and steamy one night, and we took it to his bedroom. I thought it was weird that he kept saying how awesome it was that he could stay hard but never cum (ever?!), though I let it go because he offered to go down on me. Then he said, “Ladies love it when I do the alphabet on them!” and proceeds to draw the alphabet with his tongue while saying “A… B… C…” Um, can we just stick “O,” please?
—Nancy
Aftermath: Good thing it never started in the first place. We never talked again afterward that little primary school lesson. Plus, it turns out he had a girlfriend, so… yeah.
This guy and I hooked up semi-regularly. We were thoroughly intoxicated one night and went back to his place. We were laying in bed, taking clothes off, when I realized he’d turned on the TV. I look over at the screen to see him laying naked on the same bed we were in with some other girl. I sort of slurred something about it being awkward, so he turned it off, and I had sex with him anyway. I was drunk and he was there –what can I say?
—That Girl
Aftermath: A mutual friend called while he was walking me out the next morning. I answered and said “He made me watch homemade porn!!” He looked at me and said, “Umm…I’m standing right next to you…”
He left his Hotmail account open. Naturally, I took it upon myself to check it out. I read an email that simply stated, “Yo bro, Let me know next time you need your hot c**k drained.” I have nothing against homosexuality, unless the man I’m dating is trying to hide it from me. And I’m a lady.
—NatahleyBee
Attempted: He attempted to come up with an alibi. We are now broken up and I’m convinced he’s getting anonymous BJs from Craigslist.
We have been married for about 20 years and my husband is always cheating on me. I forgave him many times but his latest relationship with this cheap girl really woke me up. I’m tired of this kind of married life…
—Hot Mama
Aftermath: Now we’re living together for the sake of our kids. I still don’t know the ending; I hope it will end soon.
