It Was Over When: Tales of Romantic Dead Ends » sex

Blue

tdomf_feb82 — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:04:01 +0000

She gave me blue balls as a Valentine’s gift.

— Andrew

Aftermath: Still blue

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No sex at 4:20

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:00:12 +0000

In the middle of getting busy with my boyfriend someone knocked on my front door. I said “ignore it baby,” he said “hold on,” goes to check… it’s his brother. He leaves to go smoke pot with his brother, decides to come back over two hours later and wondered why I wasn’t in the mood any more… hmm sorry sweetie I went ahead and finished without you.

— Sarah

Aftermath: I dumped him that week. Moral of the story, I always knew not to “dip the pen in company ink,” but have amended it to include neighbors too.

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He can grab us a snack!

admin — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:02:27 +0000

I was with a women for the first time, on the couch at her home when some lights came on in another room, I heard the refrigerator door open, she said “keep going, it’s just my son.”

— Cobra193

Aftermath: She lie there naked, I grabbed my clothes and left, never to look back again!

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O Face looked like her Brother

admin — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:00:30 +0000

I started dating my buddy’s hot sister. We had great sex until the first time she had an orgasm while on top facing me. Her orgasm face made her look exactly like her brother. I immediately lost “it.”

— HockeyDude

Aftermath: We split up and haven’t seen her since.

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Strongly Like?

admin — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:00:37 +0000

We were living together and I was helping to care for her child. One night I brought up (the lack of) oral sex and she told me she only did that with someone she was in love with.

— Tom

Aftermath: I left her when she went to see her parents out-of-state. She came home to an empty house and I never looked back.

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How do you feel about…?

tdomf_feb82 — Sun, 23 May 2010 15:00:50 +0000

I thought he was too feminine so I asked around about his sexuality; my friends assured me he was straight. Finally we had HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SEX – Couldn’t Keep It Up!

Left the next morning & never heard from him again.

— Sandy

Aftermath: In hindsight I should have seen if he was interested in my butt hole.

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Jesus is Watching

tdomf_feb82 — Thu, 13 May 2010 09:00:07 +0000

I can’t decide…When we were having sex and he pulled out, threw on his clothes and said “We can’t do this, Jesus is watching,” or when he told me we could never hang out on Sundays because that’s when his “Magic the Gathering” card club met.

— Red Balloon

Aftermath: He broke up with me about a week after the sex incident, saying we were “going too fast” and that he needed to be more mature for his mother.

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Diagnosis SLUT

tdomf_feb82 — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:09:12 +0000

She told me I gave her Chlamydia, even though she was my first and only sexual experience and I knew she had a lot of “friends.”

— Mike

Aftermath: Test results later came back clean for me… Peace out!

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In and Out

tdomf_feb82 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 09:00:20 +0000

I lost my “virginity” to a guy who performed the entire act to completion, never realizing he has never actually “in.”

— Dawn

Aftermath: I broke up with him the next day and he drove to my house and handed me a very angry letter which stated that girls who break up with a guy after what we did get a VERY bad reputation. He ended up with the bad reputation. Amateur!

This post was submitted by Dawn.

Three’s a crowd

tdomf_feb82 — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 09:00:16 +0000

My ex always wanted a threesome. Eventually we found someone that was into both of us. A few months later they started spending all their time together and I was left out. He broke up with me for her and said we were going to get evicted cause he will not pay rent.

— Alex

Aftermath: I talked to the landlord. He is going to be evicted not me.

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