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“Bad Vibes”

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On our first date. I kept getting a “creepy uncle” vibe from him. He was a few years older than I was, and spent most of the night telling me about how he had lost his wife and child to a drunk driver a few years earlier. When he dropped me off, he spent several minutes trying to talk himself into my house. I refused to let him in and lost his number.

—esnymos

Aftermath: I learned from a mutual friend that his wife and child were alive and well, living 2 states over while he finished off his degree.

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“XXX-Mas Shopping”

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In a two-year relationship and I was Christmas shopping with her 11-year-old daughter. We came home early and caught her mother (my girlfriend) fellating a mutual friend. She took him out of her mouth and while still holding it said, “This isn’t what it looks like.” I told her I was taking her daughter to her mother’s house and left.

—jp

Aftermath: Never spoke again. Her mother was horrified, as I had done CPR on her dad and saved his life a few weeks earlier. The child was mortified and still calls me 5 years later.

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“Cougar”

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I found pictures of her on the Net…exposed. She claimed it was from a past experience, so I let it go. Later, my friend saw her at the mall that same week,  mackin’ another guy. My friend took a pic to show me. She said it wasn’t her and the picture was a lie.

—J

Aftermath: Her parents just went through a divorce. I knew what I had to do. I dumped that ho, and started dating her mom…cougar!

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“Mentally & Physically”

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On our one-month anniversary, he emailed me to cancel our dinner date because his friend was in the hospital. I found out later that this “friend” was his ex that he still wasn’t over, and the “hospital” was a mental institution. She had come to school after an all-night drug bender and started acting so crazy, they had to handcuff her to a desk. When he heard about what happened, he banged his head against the wall and made it look like an accident, so he could be sent home from school and then go see her.

—Lila

Aftermath: It was over the moment he confessed to me that during his visit, he supported her “both mentally and physically.”

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“Professional”

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Not only did he cheat, but with “professional” women…

—Lisa

Aftermath: I am happily disease-free, and in someone else’s monogamous bed.

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