When a mutual friend sent a message to our network saying, “Just teasing him, folks! Really, we’re both quite happily married!”
—Rose
Aftermath: He spent a couple days trying to convince me that he wasn’t really married, that he had never lied to me. But for me, that was it. We’re still friends though, distantly.
I found out his ex-wife, who he said was his ex-girlfriend, was actually his stepsister!
—Kristin
Aftermath: He said their parents divorced before anything happened! What a crock! That is nasty! And of course I was checked for every STD you can get checked for. I also pawned his cheap-ass ring.
We had a breakdown at work which could not be repaired that day, so I shut down everything and gave the whole crew an early start to the weekend. I grabbed a pizza and a movie on the way home as a nice little surprise for my wife and kids. Oh, I surprised her alright. And the guy she was with.
—Bob
Aftermath: I foolishly stayed “for the kids.” Yes, it’s a nightmare, but I’ll be damned if I let my daughters grow up to be like her. I’ll leave when they are old enough. Just 3 more long years…
He left his Hotmail account open. Naturally, I took it upon myself to check it out. I read an email that simply stated, “Yo bro, Let me know next time you need your hot c**k drained.” I have nothing against homosexuality, unless the man I’m dating is trying to hide it from me. And I’m a lady.
—NatahleyBee
Attempted: He attempted to come up with an alibi. We are now broken up and I’m convinced he’s getting anonymous BJs from Craigslist.
I figured out my girlfriend’s unexplainable weight loss was due to her being a closet drug addict!
—Chuckie
Aftermath: Lasted for a couple of “courtesy” months.
