He said he was divorced. After several times of him coming to my house and realizing he never invited me to his, I questioned him about the ex. He swears they live apart. I checked the local Court database to see if he’d ever filed for divorce. Nope. He hadn’t. Sayonara cheater.

—Stupid Girl

Aftermath: He still blows up my phone insisting they are separated and living apart. One lie–that big–is automatic strike 3. Sorry, not pitchin’ anymore.

In high school, my “friend with benefits” emailed to say that we needed to go back to being just friends because his mom didn’t want him seeing anyone. I respected that answer and we went back to being normal friends. Two days later he’s dating someone else, a privilege he wouldn’t give me.

—Mommy Issues

Aftermath: Good friend, baaaad boyfriend material.

I helped her get through being raped by one of her family members. As soon as everything began to go back to normal, she said she didn’t have a “passionate love for me.”

—The Coach

Aftermath: She was a drama queen. I bet none of it even happened. Pretty sure there was another guy the entire time.

He called me from his (female) friend’s house and told me he was sleeping over there for the night. He never made plans to see me after that.

—Savvy

Aftermath: He wrote me a song and told me he loved me but I didn’t buy it.

Two days before our six-month anniversary, she told me that she cheated on me with her ex on our five-month anniversary.

—ScrewedOver

Aftermath: I dropped that whore. I can have better than that. She’ll realize what she did once this guy screws her over and she tries to crawl back to me.