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“Live-in lie”

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My girlfriend moved in with me and said she wasn’t going to tell her parents because they wouldn’t approve. We had dinner with her parents all the time and that seemed like a hard lie to get around.

—Kevin

Aftermath: We tried getting back together not too long ago but the spark was gone.

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“Somethin’s Gotta Give”

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I knew it was over when I called his wife after a 6 yr relationship.

—Mrs. Smith

Aftermath: We’ve been talking again for the past two years. It was 5 yrs before I heard from him. Strictly friends.

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“Still Married”

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She always bitched and complained about “the father of her child” so I assumed she was never married or was recently divorced. After 6 months of casual dating I found out that she was separated, not divorced or an unwed mother as I had thought. She told me “we need to talk about this” when I asked her if she was married. That conversation never happened.

—Bill

Aftermath: Her husband found who I was and tried to run me down in a supermarket parking lot. I shared this with several friends and family members in case anything ever happens to me.

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“Baby Face”

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Our “romantic date” for his birthday wound up being Cici’s Pizza with his mom, where I was informed that I was silly, he wouldn’t be 17 for another year. I was 17. And I’d been dating a 15 year old boy. *gag*

—Homegrown

Aftermath: I thought I’d give him one more chance by letting him take me to my school’s homecoming dance, but when his mom squashed those plans too I broke it off.

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“Drinking buddy baggage”

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I knew it was over when we were out at the bar and my favorite drinking buddy/womanizer’s name was brought up. That instant my girl became silent and upset. I tried to get her to say something and quickly realized she was one of his one-night stands. By the way she reacted I felt like I was the runner up.

—Woof

Aftermath: I told her to take a hike. It’s one thing to eff my good friend, but I don’t need to deal with the emotional baggage he caused you.

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