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“What is this? The 1940s?”

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You couldn’t see his bedroom floor because of all the clothes. He left all his mail on the floor underneath the mail slot. He told me I should *want* to clean his disgusting apartment for him in order to make up for all the money he spent on me. He was 33. With the mentality of a 13 year old.

—Rae

Aftermath: Somehow I stayed with him another month. He’s still trying to string me along.

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“Graphing Calculator”

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He was a slightly nerdy guy, but it was cute–until one day when we were about to take an exam and I had borrowed this really complicated graphing calculator from my teacher. When I asked him to help me figure it out, he started jumping for joy, exclaiming that it was the most beautiful thing he’d ever beheld…

Sheila

Aftermath: It lasted a few days, though he didn’t seem too upset with me- just upset that he didn’t own a calculator like that…


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“XBox head”

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It was over when he told me that his lifetime fantasy was to get head while he was playing XBox.

Katie

Aftermath: A couple days later, I told my friends and they said I needed to break up with that boy!

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“R.L. Stein”

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He said, “I’m debating on whether or not I should buy all of the original Goosebumps books. It would only cost me like $75.”

R.L. Stein

Aftermath: It’s been one month since my birthday, and I still haven’t gotten a present from him.

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“Never Been Kissed”

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I was on the third date with this guy who seemed really cool. I went to kiss him goodnight, and he told me that he does not kiss on the first 3 dates. He was in his late 20’s, and I do believe this boy has never been kissed.

—Emily

Aftermath: Went nowhere fast!

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