He was a slightly nerdy guy, but it was cute–until one day when we were about to take an exam and I had borrowed this really complicated graphing calculator from my teacher. When I asked him to help me figure it out, he started jumping for joy, exclaiming that it was the most beautiful thing he’d ever beheld…
Aftermath: It lasted a few days, though he didn’t seem too upset with me- just upset that he didn’t own a calculator like that…
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It was over when he told me that his lifetime fantasy was to get head while he was playing XBox.
Aftermath: A couple days later, I told my friends and they said I needed to break up with that boy!
He said, “I’m debating on whether or not I should buy all of the original Goosebumps books. It would only cost me like $75.”
Aftermath: It’s been one month since my birthday, and I still haven’t gotten a present from him.
I was on the third date with this guy who seemed really cool. I went to kiss him goodnight, and he told me that he does not kiss on the first 3 dates. He was in his late 20’s, and I do believe this boy has never been kissed.
Aftermath: Went nowhere fast!
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I accidentally walked in on her while she was taking the nastiest crap I have ever smelled. I almost passed out when I smelled it. I could never look at her the same.
Aftermath: We broke it off about a month later.