“Stay Classy”


We met in college. She was attractive and I wanted to date, but she kept me at arm’s length. When she told me that she liked dating married men because it was “safer” I cooled to a friendship. Then I met my future wife. When I told my classmate about my serious relationship, she came on to me like I was the last man on earth.


Aftermath: I have been married for 32 years and this is the first time I have thought about her in a long time.

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“Boyband church boy”


He dumped me for my so-called “friend” so he could get publicity for his wanna-be boy band. He came back, and I gave him another chance. That is, until he cried and whined because I wouldn’t go to church with him.


Aftermath: I dumped him. Months later, he tried begging me to take him back. I saw him that night with his gf. He was shocked to see me!

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“Cliff Daddy”

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He wanted me to call him Cliff Daddy in bed. He even had it tattooed on him.


Aftermath: Couldn’t stop laughing, broke up afterward.

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“Big Spender”


I knew it was over when my ex-boyfriend spent more than $1000 on computer equipment just to play World of Warcraft.


Aftermath: If it weren’t for that horrific ordeal, I would have never met my future husband and found true happiness.

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“Mormon or Moron?”

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He gave me a full-body massage, me naked, him naked. I gave him massage; I jumped onto his back, naked. He told me he didn’t want to lose his temple recommend. WTF?

—Is it just me?

Aftermath: I told him that we should just be friends – just not the kind that ever talk or see each other.

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