He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.
–Mel
Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then. I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.
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His perspiration smelled of curry.
–Jenny
Aftermath: I like curry, but not that much.
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It was over when she told me she did not believe that Central New Jersey existed.
–Dirty Jerz
Aftermath: We never spoke again.
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He told me he always wondered what else was out there & that we rushed into our 2-year relationship because relationships distract him when he needed to focus on skating.
—Elie
Aftermath: I stupidly stuck around for 4 months after he said that. He hasn’t gone skating since we split. But it’s okay, I’m going to Hawaii.
She said, “Sometimes when I speak English too much, I get a headache.” I know one language…English.
—Lolo
Aftermath: First and final date.
