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“Not the Bravest Guy”

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Woke at 2am to see a shadow at the window with a crowbar. Nudged him awake and whispered there was someone trying to break in. He screamed like a little girl and ran around to hide behind me. I was 5 months pregnant with our second daughter at the time.

—Barbara

Aftermath: Lost all respect. Divorced him. We both found more “manly” people to marry.

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“Stay Classy”

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We met in college. She was attractive and I wanted to date, but she kept me at arm’s length. When she told me that she liked dating married men because it was “safer” I cooled to a friendship. Then I met my future wife. When I told my classmate about my serious relationship, she came on to me like I was the last man on earth.

—Richard

Aftermath: I have been married for 32 years and this is the first time I have thought about her in a long time.

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“Boyband church boy”

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He dumped me for my so-called “friend” so he could get publicity for his wanna-be boy band. He came back, and I gave him another chance. That is, until he cried and whined because I wouldn’t go to church with him.

—Wicked

Aftermath: I dumped him. Months later, he tried begging me to take him back. I saw him that night with his gf. He was shocked to see me!

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“Cliff Daddy”

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He wanted me to call him Cliff Daddy in bed. He even had it tattooed on him.

—EW

Aftermath: Couldn’t stop laughing, broke up afterward.

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“Big Spender”

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I knew it was over when my ex-boyfriend spent more than $1000 on computer equipment just to play World of Warcraft.

—Chelsea

Aftermath: If it weren’t for that horrific ordeal, I would have never met my future husband and found true happiness.

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