“Pretty Chivalrous”

best of quirks

He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.


Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then.  I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.

This post was submitted by mel.

Comments Off on Pretty Chivalrous

“Red or Green?”

best of quirks

His perspiration smelled of curry.


Aftermath: I like curry, but not that much.

This post was submitted by Jenny.

Comments Off on Red or Green?

“Regional Differences”


It was over when she told me she did not believe that Central New Jersey existed.

–Dirty Jerz

Aftermath: We never spoke again.

This post was submitted by Dirty Jerz.

Comments Off on Regional Differences



He told me he was always wondered what else was out there & that we rushed into our 2-year relationship because relationships distract him when he needed to focus on skating.


Aftermath: I stupidly stuck around for 4 months after he said that. He hasn’t gone skating since we split. But it’s okay, I’m going to Hawaii.

Comments Off on Skating

“Sickly attachment”

best of quirks

I realized he had a sickly attachment to his mother and preferred porn over sex with a woman with a great body who knows how to use it.


Aftermath: We went on and off for a year and a half, though it should’ve ended a lot sooner! I left him after he copped out of picking me up at the airport and left me to take a shuttle in snowy, holiday, gridlocked traffic. I got home SIX hours later than I should have.

Comments Off on Sickly attachment