She turns to me after we finish having sex and said, “You don’t have a smell, and having a guy smell is very important to me.”
—Steve-o
Aftermath: I laughed and said I could either fart more or shower. To this day have no freaking clue what she was talking about. We kept hooking up until she starting seeing another guy, who I assume had whatever smell she was looking for.
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After only two days of chatting on Facebook, he told me “Rawr! It means ‘I love you’ in dinosaur,”and he was serious.
—KutcherGirl
Aftermath: None.
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I’d been dating this guy for 3 months, though he was chronically late. He had no car and had to ride the bus when he came to see me, a three hour trip. I put up with it because I knew he had to get up at 5 a.m. to get to see me at 9 a.m., and he sometimes overslept.
Then there was the day he said he’d come at 11am, completely overslept, and left me a message to cancel our date, making me late to class because I was waiting for him because he and his roommate were talking Star Wars armor until 2 a.m.
—Kira
Aftermath: I broke up with him for multiple reasons a week later.
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She was a big ER fan and one night set it to record while we were watching it. I knew what was coming.
—Joe
Aftermath: Very awkwardly, she said “Look, we need to talk. I want to see other people” and I started laughing at her. It ended right there.
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He brought me carnations on our date.
—Kimberly
Aftermath: There wasn’t one…we didn’t go out again.
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