I was eating almonds from a can and asked if he wanted any. He took the can and counted out the correct portion as stated on the nutritional information—then only ate those almonds.
—Teagan
Aftermath: We stopped seeing each other about a week later.
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I asked my new boyfriend how he go so good at computers. He replied, “Well, I was addicted to porn for a while.”
—Jen
Aftermath: Have not talked since.
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Over our year-long relationship, we played video games together all the time, which was fine. The problem came when he canceled our actual in-person dates so we could play online from our respective homes. I realized he liked my video game character more than me.
—Nicole
Aftermath: A month later, he told me he could “never really love me.”
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I walked downstairs and found him showing the “GOAT” to his other friend. Both laughing their asses off.
—M
Aftermath: Ew.
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One night on the phone she started telling me about all her little “quirks.” It was so boring I stopped listening. I tuned back in to her monologue just in time to hear her say that she likes to eat baby food. Ugh! You heard right, baby food. As in little jars. As in Gerber….
—Spike
Aftermath: She eventually stopped calling me.
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