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“Pretty Chivalrous”

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He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.

–Mel

Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then.  I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.

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“Red or Green?”

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His perspiration smelled of curry.

–Jenny

Aftermath: I like curry, but not that much.

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“Regional Differences”

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It was over when she told me she did not believe that Central New Jersey existed.

–Dirty Jerz

Aftermath: We never spoke again.

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“Skating”

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He told me he was always wondered what else was out there & that we rushed into our 2-year relationship because relationships distract him when he needed to focus on skating.

Elie

Aftermath: I stupidly stuck around for 4 months after he said that. He hasn’t gone skating since we split. But it’s okay, I’m going to Hawaii.


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“Sickly attachment”

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I realized he had a sickly attachment to his mother and preferred porn over sex with a woman with a great body who knows how to use it.

E

Aftermath: We went on and off for a year and a half, though it should’ve ended a lot sooner! I left him after he copped out of picking me up at the airport and left me to take a shuttle in snowy, holiday, gridlocked traffic. I got home SIX hours later than I should have.


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