“Tidy TP”


I used his bathroom and he told me he was proud of me! I said I didn’t know what he was talking about and he said that I had finally ripped the toilet paper off at the very top and hadn’t left any sheets hanging below the roll!

— Pixie

Aftermath: I couldn’t take how obsessive-compulsive he was so I broke up with him.

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“Lesbian Avatar”


My husband was in an online game using a female avatar and fell in love with another player, also a female avatar. They had a wedding ceremony online in which my husband proudly proclaimed he’d never loved anyone the way he loves her.

— Barbara

Aftermath: Haha! Not only was my husband’s avatar piloted by a man – so was the other “woman.” We’re divorced now and I hear my ex is pursuing a sex change.

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“Big brother is watching…”


He wouldn’t get his deviated septum repaired because he didn’t want to have a nose job on his “record.” I never did find out who he thought was watching him so closely.

— Amy

Aftermath: We dated on and off for two years. I was willing to overlook a few things. He was hot!

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best of quirks

I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.

— Amber

Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.

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“He hearts Jonas Bros.”


He squealed with delight like a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert….

— Rebecca

Aftermath: After the date from hell he met up with my best friend who must have lost her mind because they slept together & then spent the evening in the hospital trying to get the “morning after” pill.

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