It Was Over When: Tales of Romantic Dead Ends » quirks

Mama’s Boy

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:09:46 +0000

He talked to his mother so much he would even answer the phone at the movies!! One day I called him and he told me he couldn’t talk because he was painting her toe nails.

— Mari

Aftermath: I told him it wasn’t working out. His mother called me the next day to ask why.

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Tidy TP

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:00:28 +0000

I used his bathroom and he told me he was proud of me! I said I didn’t know what he was talking about and he said that I had finally ripped the toilet paper off at the very top and hadn’t left any sheets hanging below the roll!

— Pixie

Aftermath: I couldn’t take how obsessive-compulsive he was so I broke up with him.

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Control Top or Thigh High?

admin — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:00:18 +0000

He revealed that he liked to masturbate while wearing women’s nylons.

— Laci

Aftermath: I stopped taking his calls.

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He peed in the sink

admin — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:00:04 +0000

I found him peeing in the kitchen sink. When I gasped out loud, he acted like he was sleep walking. A few months later, I found whiskey bottles full of pee under the bed. He wasn’t sleep walking, he was just too lazy to go to the bathroom!

— Cheryl

Aftermath: We went our separate ways.

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Anyone know a plumber?

tdomf_feb82 — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:00:56 +0000

I heard him flush the toilet, then he came running (like a little girl) out of the bathroom with this look of fear, shock, horror on his face. The toilet overflowed… He was too scared to plunge the toilet, so I did. He was 40! Really? He was so icked out that he icked me out.

— Andie

Aftermath: We did eventually marry. Divorced now. I should have known then he was full of s***.

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Lesbian Avatar

tdomf_feb82 — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:00:08 +0000

My husband was in an online game using a female avatar and fell in love with another player, also a female avatar. They had a wedding ceremony online in which my husband proudly proclaimed he’d never loved anyone the way he loves her.

— Barbara

Aftermath: Haha! Not only was my husband’s avatar piloted by a man – so was the other “woman.” We’re divorced now and I hear my ex is pursuing a sex change.

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Big brother is watching…

tdomf_feb82 — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:00:05 +0000

He wouldn’t get his deviated septum repaired because he didn’t want to have a nose job on his “record.” I never did find out who he thought was watching him so closely.

— Amy

Aftermath: We dated on and off for two years. I was willing to overlook a few things. He was hot!

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Hulkamania

tdomf_feb82 — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:00:06 +0000

I came home and saw my husband working on some type of project. He was making a WWE wrestler belt out of an old pizza box, gold paint, and a Sharpie.

— Amber

Aftermath: He spent three days working on it. My dog got a hold of it, chewed it up, and he made another one. I divorced him shortly after but I kept my dog.

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He hearts Jonas Bros.

tdomf_feb82 — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:00:51 +0000

He squealed with delight like a teenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert….

— Rebecca

Aftermath: After the date from hell he met up with my best friend who must have lost her mind because they slept together & then spent the evening in the hospital trying to get the “morning after” pill.

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WINNER! Cartoon Sing Along

tdomf_feb82 — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:34:35 +0000

I was on a blind date. We had time to kill before the movie at the mall. We were walking around and small-talking in the electronics department of a store. They were playing an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. To get a laugh, I sang along with the song that Bugs was singing. She looked at me in an odd way. I explained that I had the song on a CD. That only made it worse.

—Frank

Aftermath: Cartoon Boy didn’t get a second date.

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