“Boozy Kiss”

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We only see each other when we’re not sober. We made out for the first time and he kept burping his beer breath into his kisses.


Aftermath: Made him burp the rest out but nothing happened after that.

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“Rotting Garbage”


I came home to a lazy, self-righteous prick who had just taken a huge sh*t and my apartment that smelled like rotting garbage. I didn’t know where the smell was coming from until my roommate told me it was him. He was sitting on his worthless ass watching TV and eating all our food.


Aftermath: I kicked him out, then me and my roommate laughed about him and his rank ass for hours.

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I knew it was over when I was in the hospital miscarrying our child and he told me he’d “be there later” after he got done doing whatever in NYC.


Aftermath: Things lasted only long enough for me to grieve and then he was done!

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“Questionable Piercing”

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I called my boyfriend and heard a noisy background, so I asked where he was. He replied at a piercing place with some friends. As the conversation carried on, I found out he went with a few girlswho I didn’t knowto get his penis pierced.


Aftermath: I told him since he needed a few random girls to hold his penis while it got pierced, he didn’t need me and it was over 2 hours later.

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“Nothing Happened”

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It was over when she farted at the dinner table and kept on eating like nothing happened.


Aftermath: It ended the next day after I confronted her about the act. She tried to blame it on my dog.